She Hurdy On My Gurdy ‘till I HRNGGGGG

Bailes is the name, shit posting and chaos is the game! There’s only two sexes? Incorrect! There’s the sex I’m having with your mom, the sex I’m having with your dad, and the sex I’m having with your wife. Any pronouns are fine, but if you pick a boring one I *will* mock you. 26 years old and so so tired.

orteil42:
*i pop open a canopic jar and spread the contents on toast like it’s nutella*
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