She Hurdy On My Gurdy ‘till I HRNGGGGG

cryptotheism:

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

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hotvampireadjacent:

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phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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sindri42:

rock-fish-deactivated20201231:

the-radio-star:

Finally some good fucking news

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

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bearie:

bearie:

this thing keeps ffollowing me around and yelling at me

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ashstfu:

ashstfu:

moodboard

summer 2023 moodboard really

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vaspider:

So I got really excited about the idea of having this little red spacecraft to cook my eggs for me, so I spent my $20 and got myself an egg cooker.

This is me nerding out about making eggies.

prehistwhoreic:

fuggivaboutit:

molasses is so dangerous

-people of Boston, 1919

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